ProjectX2
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The way I see it - Excalibur are pretty lame. They don't have any awesome villains, and they're all pretty much heroes from other titles (mainly X-Men). So I see them as more humourous than they probably are. So using this logic, and my knowledge of British comedy, I have prepared this.
Actually, I'm just making this up as I go, but I thought about some of the choices.
Spaced was a parody of popculture. Shaun of the Dead was a parody of zombie movies. Hot Fuzz was a parody of action movies.
Excalibur will be a parody of superhero movies. Edgar Wright directs, with:
Simon Pegg playing Captain Britain. Just because it would be hilarious.
Ashley Jensen plays Meggan. She's played a Maggie, now she's playing a Meggan. Plus they're both blonde ditzes, so it will be good fun.
Christopher Eccleston as Nightcrawler. He was The Doctor when Simon Pegg was a villain, so it would be neat to have this dynamic back. Plus I see them arguing all the time.
No one will play Shadowcat. Mainly because I can't think of anyone in particular. Let's just say the plot of the film revolves around her phasing through a wall and getting stuck in the middle of it. Excalibur have to figure out how to get her out. Yeah. Let's do that.
Lockheed can be CGI.
Phoenix. Phoenix will be CGI, and will constantly be on fire. However, Nick Frost will provide the voice, just because it would be hilarious.
And now, for my villain... Mojo. And who else can play the ultimate villain but the ultimate human? David Bowie voices him, and is covered in a bodysuit and CGI.
And guest starring John Cleese as Merlin!
Also, Ricky Gervais fits in somewhere. Maybe he's Shadowcat. Or maybe he voices Lockheed. But he's in there somewhere.
Actually, I'm just making this up as I go, but I thought about some of the choices.
Spaced was a parody of popculture. Shaun of the Dead was a parody of zombie movies. Hot Fuzz was a parody of action movies.
Excalibur will be a parody of superhero movies. Edgar Wright directs, with:
Simon Pegg playing Captain Britain. Just because it would be hilarious.
Ashley Jensen plays Meggan. She's played a Maggie, now she's playing a Meggan. Plus they're both blonde ditzes, so it will be good fun.
Christopher Eccleston as Nightcrawler. He was The Doctor when Simon Pegg was a villain, so it would be neat to have this dynamic back. Plus I see them arguing all the time.
No one will play Shadowcat. Mainly because I can't think of anyone in particular. Let's just say the plot of the film revolves around her phasing through a wall and getting stuck in the middle of it. Excalibur have to figure out how to get her out. Yeah. Let's do that.
Lockheed can be CGI.
Phoenix. Phoenix will be CGI, and will constantly be on fire. However, Nick Frost will provide the voice, just because it would be hilarious.
And now, for my villain... Mojo. And who else can play the ultimate villain but the ultimate human? David Bowie voices him, and is covered in a bodysuit and CGI.
And guest starring John Cleese as Merlin!
Also, Ricky Gervais fits in somewhere. Maybe he's Shadowcat. Or maybe he voices Lockheed. But he's in there somewhere.
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