Gentlemen....I present to you
Lindsay Lohan
Esteemed Gentlemen,
I'm talking about "HOT" Lindsay Lohan. Not the current blonde, semi-sober, lesbian Lindsay Lohan.
I mean the hot one.
The redhead, "healthy", jailbait Lindsay who had just turned 18 (or at least was about to).
The hot one.
Now I could do a picture comparison of how she looked then as opposed to now....but I'm not telling you anything your penis doesn't already know. Instead I like to fondly remember Lindsay of yesteryear.
Like remember when she was on Saturday Night Live in the Harry Potter sketch? Yeah. I do. And not just because E! showed it last week and then I saw a clip of Mean Girls somewhere on cable a couple days ago.
Ok....well maybe a little.
But come on man! Seriously!
Lindsay you used to be hot. Not saying that I wouldn't hit now. Because I would. Just to say I did. But you're not high on the list right now. And not because at your current state, I find Marcia Cross hotter than you. I find Marcia Cross anytime. But that's mostly cuz I got a thing for older women. But I'm getting sidetracked now.
Anyways......here's looking at you Lindsay. We'll always have
Mean Girls and your brief stint on
That 70's Show. I guess I'll just have to hope that your sister or Jojo stay hot.
Dejectedly,
Doom
PS --
That last one was for Houde.