Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
For those old people here, know the antics of our beloved Victor Von Doom. A young man in the service, who slept with various females, and finally paid the price by getting on pregnant in Virgina.
Well guess what?
Doom's a Dick.
With a capital D, like in Delaware, or Dover, or even Dicksville Notch, New Hampshire.
But before I go own that road, some updates are probably needed in Doom's life. He is doing alot better now, he patched things about with his baby's momma, and now they live together. He has caught up on alot of debt he had accumulated taking care of his father. His kid is going to be a boy, which means he has naming rights, and now that means the world will gain a new Captain America Liggins, or Nicholas Fury Liggins. I gave him a call today, now that his phone works, and we had an hour long talk.
But seriously, Doom's a Dick, and here's why.
Doom has internet access, but he doesn't like to use it. Why? Because the laptop is in an uncomfortable spot. So instead of actually buying a longer cable, or fixing his wireless (which is humorous in itself, because both Doom and his Baby's Momma are computer technicians, and neither of them can fix the wireless), he has decided to forgo the internet because of inconvenience. So there's one part of why he is a dick.
The other? HE READS THE UC AT WORK. He can't actually sign on at work due to firewall access. So he says. I personally think he is a liar though.
So since he does still actually read the UC, I say we utilize this to post why Doom's a Dick.
So we can preface a statement first like, 'Doom's a Dick because he likes to fart in shopping mall alleys, and then point the blame to other people.'
Or suffix the statement like, 'The other day someone farted in the mall and blame it on Matt, yeah, that's a Doom Dick thing to do.'
So let's have fun making fun of Doom while he's too lazy to actually respond to our comments.
Well guess what?
Doom's a Dick.
With a capital D, like in Delaware, or Dover, or even Dicksville Notch, New Hampshire.
But before I go own that road, some updates are probably needed in Doom's life. He is doing alot better now, he patched things about with his baby's momma, and now they live together. He has caught up on alot of debt he had accumulated taking care of his father. His kid is going to be a boy, which means he has naming rights, and now that means the world will gain a new Captain America Liggins, or Nicholas Fury Liggins. I gave him a call today, now that his phone works, and we had an hour long talk.
But seriously, Doom's a Dick, and here's why.
Doom has internet access, but he doesn't like to use it. Why? Because the laptop is in an uncomfortable spot. So instead of actually buying a longer cable, or fixing his wireless (which is humorous in itself, because both Doom and his Baby's Momma are computer technicians, and neither of them can fix the wireless), he has decided to forgo the internet because of inconvenience. So there's one part of why he is a dick.
The other? HE READS THE UC AT WORK. He can't actually sign on at work due to firewall access. So he says. I personally think he is a liar though.
So since he does still actually read the UC, I say we utilize this to post why Doom's a Dick.
So we can preface a statement first like, 'Doom's a Dick because he likes to fart in shopping mall alleys, and then point the blame to other people.'
Or suffix the statement like, 'The other day someone farted in the mall and blame it on Matt, yeah, that's a Doom Dick thing to do.'
So let's have fun making fun of Doom while he's too lazy to actually respond to our comments.
