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[selfishmisery]

Don't worry about it, it can wait. I've finally sat through Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom at least.

The end of the DCEU had Orm eating a cockroach.
The conclusion to the start of the DCU had Eric Frankenstein eating bird crap.

I'm noticing a trend...

 

[barryh]

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

I plan on getting Joker 2 on bluray tomorrow. I will help ya out, Pro Bot.

Ooof, you have my sympathies.

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

The end of the DCEU had Orm eating a cockroach.

A fitting end to a franchise with a rocky rollercoaster of quality.

 

[Pro Bot]

Ooof, you have my sympathies.

Why is that?

I plan on getting Joker 2 on bluray tomorrow. I will help ya out, Pro Bot.

Like we've said, very overhated misinterpreted film.

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

Why is that?

Not a fan of the film, especially compared to the first movie. But that's all I'm gonna say.

 

[RoscoIsANinja]

Not a fan of the film, especially compared to the first movie. But that's all I'm gonna say.

I'm literally about to watch it for the first time but I've heard a lot of bad things....

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

I'm literally about to watch it for the first time but I've heard a lot of bad things....

Yeah, all the stuff I heard made it an instant turn-off for me. Didn't bother going to see in the cinemas and just pirated it. Still felt I had two hours of my life taken that I'll never get back, just like I did with The Flash movie.

 

[Dallas Kinard]

I didn't realize there were other DC films from their Imprint lines, like Wildstorm and Vertigo.

List of films based on DC Comics publications - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[RoscoIsANinja]

Yeah, all the stuff I heard made it an instant turn-off for me. Didn't bother going to see in the cinemas and just pirated it. Still felt I had two hours of my life taken that I'll never get back, just like I did with The Flash movie.

Well I watched it and I didn't hate it! I DO hate all the songs but it's a solid movie. Very artful. I can see why people may have been disappointed coming out of the cinema watching it but I think it's highly underrated.

 

[Pro Bot]

Well I watched it and I didn't hate it! I DO hate all the songs but it's a solid movie. Very artful. I can see why people may have been disappointed coming out of the cinema watching it but I think it's highly underrated.

Based Joker 2 enjoyer

 

[RoscoIsANinja]

Based Joker 2 enjoyer

What's that mean?

 

[Pro Bot]

What's that mean?

1. Not caring what others think.
2. In this case, it means I agree with you.

 

[Pro Bot]

You know, you really don't have to be angry just because somebody disagrees with you, lol. You should be happy somebody found enjoyment in something you dislike.

 

[Jack Wayne]

Constantine (Credit to Selfishmisery)
1982
????
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:50:39 - 0:50:58)

198?
????
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:51:05 - 0:51:09)
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:51:14 - 0:51:25) [Hell]

2005
November 4
Constantine Chapter 1 (0:00:00 - 0:02:47)
Constantine Chapter 2 (0:02:48 - 0:06:42)
Constantine Chapter 3 (0:06:43 - 0:10:32)
Constantine Chapter 4 (0:10:33 - 0:14:20)
Constantine Chapter 5 (0:14:21 - 0:17:58)
Constantine Chapter 6 (0:17:59 - 0:20:30)
Constantine Chapter 7 (0:20:31 - 0:24:30)
Constantine Chapter 8 (0:24:31 - 0:27:21)
Constantine Chapter 9 (0:27:22 - 0:29:41)
Constantine Chapter 10 (0:29:42 - 0:34:21)
Constantine Chapter 11 (0:34:22 - 0:37:35)
Constantine Chapter 12 (0:37:36 - 0:41:17)
Constantine Chapter 13 (0:41:18 - 0:43:46)
Constantine Chapter 13 (0:43:47 - 0:45:59) [Hell]
Constantine Chapter 13 (0:46:00 - 0:46:49)
Constantine Chapter 14 (0:46:50 - 0:50:28)
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:50:29 - 0:50:38)
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:50:59 - 0:51:04)
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:51:10 - 0:51:14)
Constantine Chapter 15 (0:51:26 - 0:53:32)
Constantine Chapter 16 (0:53:32 - 0:55:18)

November 5
Constantine Chapter 16 (0:55:19 - 0:58:02)
Constantine Chapter 17 (0:58:03 - 1:01:24)
Constantine Chapter 18 (1:01:25 - 1:04:31)
Constantine Chapter 19 (1:04:32 - 1:09:16)
Constantine Chapter 20 (1:09:17 - 1:12:23)
Constantine Chapter 21 (1:12:24 - 1:16:05)
Constantine Chapter 22 (1:16:06 - 1:18:29)
Constantine Chapter 23 (1:18:30 - 1:22:35)
Constantine Chapter 24 (1:22:36 - 1:25:49)
Constantine Chapter 25 (1:25:50 - 1:29:51)
Constantine Chapter 26 (1:29:52 - 1:34:05)
Constantine Chapter 27 (1:34:06 - 1:37:07)
Constantine Chapter 28 (1:37:08 - 1:39:58)
Constantine Chapter 29 (1:39:59 - 1:42:56)
Constantine Chapter 30 (1:42:57 - 1:45:02)
Constantine Chapter 31 (1:45:03 - 1:48:27)
Constantine Chapter 32 (1:48:28 - 1:51:28)
Constantine Chapter 33 (1:51:29 - 1:53:51)

November
Constantine Chapter 34 (1:59:33 - 2:00:24)

2025
????
Constantine 2** (????, 202?)

Why Constantine is set in November?

 

[selfishmisery]

Why Constantine is set in November?

Dates on his John's X-Ray scans.
Also, that date on the license plate is an expiration date, so Shia had a month left to renew.

 

[Jack Wayne]

Dates on his John's X-Ray scans.
Also, that date on the license plate is an expiration date, so Shia had a month left to renew.

November 2004

 

[selfishmisery]

November 2004

2005 on Shia's gravestone in the post credits.

 

[Jack Wayne]

2005 on Shia's gravestone in the post credits.

Wait
Constantine have a post credit scene?

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

Wait
Constantine have a post credit scene?

It does