vintsukka
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Bendis, JMS and Loeb. But that's the order they'll write it, so that may have helped a tad.
Bass said:I like how Bendis thinks that crossing over 616 and UU is inherently a "disaster", but crossing over other universes is totally fine.
As if the idea is inherently bad.
Ah, I hate Bendis and Loeb and this crossover will be an unbelievable disaster. Can you imagine? Three issues of characters talking incessantly, stuttering and stammering and telling everyone what they're doing as they do it, then going crazy and attacking each other for no reason, and then them being saved by some kind of godlike entity. Then, the next three issues, all with the same characters, will have them all having huge narrations told from each character's point of view that explain their motivations whilst they now talk in cliches and never stutter, and at the same time, continually fill in plot holes that are big enough to drive the Triskelion through, whilst having inconsequential fights that start and stop with no explanation or are horrifcally over-explained because they don't make sense. And then, the final three issues have characters no longer narrate nor stutter, but instead they continually explain every single motivation and offhand phrase they say as well as how their world works in case we can't understand, then tell us the meaning of the story relentlessly in case we missed it, then take the origins of the characters involved and take them to their logical extreme making them completely unrecognisable to us.
God, I'm so predictable.
But here's the fun part! Which writer am I *****ing about? Who is the first three issues? Who's the second? And who's the third?
You get a no-prize if you get all three right!
Bass said:Ah, I hate Bendis and Loeb and this crossover will be an unbelievable disaster. Can you imagine? Three issues of characters talking incessantly, stuttering and stammering and telling everyone what they're doing as they do it, then going crazy and attacking each other for no reason, and then them being saved by some kind of godlike entity. Then, the next three issues, all with the same characters, will have them all having huge narrations told from each character's point of view that explain their motivations whilst they now talk in cliches and never stutter, and at the same time, continually fill in plot holes that are big enough to drive the Triskelion through, whilst having inconsequential fights that start and stop with no explanation or are horrifcally over-explained because they don't make sense. And then, the final three issues have characters no longer narrate nor stutter, but instead they continually explain every single motivation and offhand phrase they say as well as how their world works in case we can't understand, then tell us the meaning of the story relentlessly in case we missed it, then take the origins of the characters involved and take them to their logical extreme making them completely unrecognisable to us
Zombipanda said:Ahem, anyway. Yeah, don't forget that there's going to be a different villain showing up every issue, for no discernable reason.
Zombipanda said:[internal thought bubble] You always liked mint chocolate chip ice cream, Captain America. I never get you [/internal thought bubble]
[internal thought bubble] That's classic Thor, always eating butter pecan. We're so different, yet we have the same goals. [/internal thought bubble]
Ahem, anyway. Yeah, don't forget that there's going to be a different villain showing up every issue, for no discernable reason.
Ultimate Houde said:But who could possibly be left in the Supreme universe?
Ultimate Houde said:But who could possibly be left in the Supreme universe?
Ultimate Houde said:But who could possibly be left in the Supreme universe?
E said:Geldoff.
I am a genius.
DSF said:I thought only one person was going to be stranded, and another killed/maimed/crippled....
DSF said:I thought only one person was going to be stranded, and another killed/maimed/crippled....