Coke Blak

[MaxwellSmart]

At my cousin's birthday party last Saturday the only pop they had was a 6-Pack of Diet Coke in those tiny little baby cans and the Pepsi Jazz ****. I had to either drink one of those or quietly steal the bottle of Absolute Vodka and hide somewhere.

Once the Diet Coke was all gone, I tried "Jazz". I didn't like it. It just tasted like cream soda with more carbonation.

They had vodka at a kid's party? What kind of people are you related to? I can't find alcohol within a quarter mile of any kind of kids function. I was at a graduation party for a friend of mine and asked if they had any beer. I knew his parents drink, but he was 20 at the time. His parents looked at me like I'd asked for cocaine. They said they don't tolerate underage drinking. I told them I was 21, but since there were kids who weren't of age, it was bound to start trouble. I said okay and walked away. They totally cold to me the rest of the night.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

They stopped making Vanilla Coke?

Damn, I like that stuff

 

[Hibiki]

I feel like a Sprite. Anyone?

 

[MaxwellSmart]

I just don't see Sprite around. I was out of town and asked for a Sprite at a liqour store. The guy looked at me and said "We drink Sierra Mist here." That response kind of creeped me out so I left. I have to say Sprite is better than Sierra Mist. Totally under appreciated.

 

[Hibiki]

I just don't see Sprite around. I was out of town and asked for a Sprite at a liqour store. The guy looked at me and said "We drink Sierra Mist here." That response kind of creeped me out so I left. I have to say Sprite is better than Sierra Mist. Totally under appreciated.

We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly with Sierra Mist around these parts mister. I think you should leave before someone gets hurt. I think that line would be great product placement in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

 

[Willverine]

Coke Blak makes me want to punch a baby. It's hideous.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Coke Blak makes me want to punch a baby. It's hideous.

I just **** myself laughing!!!!! :lol:



That's better than me saying Crystal Pepsi makes me wanna commit hate crimes.

 

[Hibiki]

I just **** myself laughing!!!!! :lol:



That's better than me saying Crystal Pepsi makes me wanna commit hate crimes.

Crystal Pepsi?! Crystal Pepsi?! Ugh, why do I even bother. Worst invention ever. Shoulda just called it Crystal Meth Pepsi.

 

[moonmaster]

They had vodka at a kid's party? What kind of people are you related to? I can't find alcohol within a quarter mile of any kind of kids function. I was at a graduation party for a friend of mine and asked if they had any beer. I knew his parents drink, but he was 20 at the time. His parents looked at me like I'd asked for cocaine. They said they don't tolerate underage drinking. I told them I was 21, but since there were kids who weren't of age, it was bound to start trouble. I said okay and walked away. They totally cold to me the rest of the night.

There was a grand total of 4 kids there. It was mostly adults.

I believe the vodka was for my grandpa, who shockingly enough decided not to get drunk.

I just don't see Sprite around. I was out of town and asked for a Sprite at a liqour store. The guy looked at me and said "We drink Sierra Mist here." That response kind of creeped me out so I left. I have to say Sprite is better than Sierra Mist. Totally under appreciated.

Did he **** his shotgun after that?

Coke Blak makes me want to punch a baby.

Coke Blak makes me want to rape a panda.

Shoulda just called it Crystal Meth Pepsi.

I'd drink that.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Crystal Pepsi?! Crystal Pepsi?! Ugh, why do I even bother. Worst invention ever. Shoulda just called it Crystal Meth Pepsi.

I forced myself to enjoy Crystal Pepsi?

Why you ask?

Because, when vodka mixed with it, it still looked, and smelt, like Crystal Pepsi.

MAybe this is why I have digestive problems.

 

[Doc Comic]

Coke Blak makes me want to rape a panda.

Coincidentally, I have a picture that nearly fits this description. I seriously didn't make this.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I seriously didn't make this.

Liar. :lol:

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I miss Doc.

 

[Jaggyd]

I miss Doc.

i don't

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Your gripes are valid. Proceed with your hate.

 

[Ice]

I miss Doc.

I don't.

Or maybe I don't miss him as much as everyone else. :wink:

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I don't.

Or maybe I don't miss him as much as everyone else. :wink:

Death to Nur. I hope the blacks get him.

 

[Ice]

Death to Nur. I hope the blacks get him.

He's from South Africa. The blacks are his bodyguards.

 

[Gemini]

you know whats the worst spin-off pop ever?

Sprite Ice, Sprite with mint flavour

i drank half a can and threw-up

seriously

 

[ourchair]

Has anyone tried this yet???


It's disgusting.....................and I can't stop drinking it. :lol:



For those wondering Coke Blak is a fusion of Coke and coffee. And it tastes just like it too. It tastes like I made a cup of coffee at 7am....and I let it just sit there. At 1130 I come back from lunch and realize that I still had a cup of coffee.....so now its stale and cold. I stare at the cup o joe and decide to pour the rest of my coke in it and stir. The drink it as is. :sick:



But I still buy and drink it like everyday. I'll bet it causes tumors in the neck or something. :?

As a complete worshipper of caffeine... I must try this.

It's ****ing genius.