CERN Large Hadron Collider

[E]

****ing Physics, I hated it in school, and I hate it now.

Yeah, science blows.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

"Just to see what happens"?!

This contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.

 

[moonmaster]

Well, the internets tell me that they turn it on at 9:00 Zurich time, which means that we'll all cease to exist in a little over two hours.

Eh, we had a good run.

 

[Iceshadow]

Well, the internets tell me that they turn it on at 9:00 Zurich time, which means that we'll all cease to exist in a little over two hours.

Eh, we had a good run.

Thank God, I have four tests coming up in the next week.

 

[ourchair]

Yeah, science blows.

It also swallows.

 

[E]

Eh, we had a good run.

I'm thinking back to that photo you posted of Tokyo Hotel and somehow I just have to disagree with that assessment.

This will be deserved.

 

[ProjectX2]

Has it happened yet? I'm still alive.

Or at least I think I am.

 

[Zombipanda]

Has it happened yet? I'm still alive.

Or at least I think I am.

Matter has been inverted.

You are now Anti-ProjectX2.

And you have a beard.

 

[Bass]

I feel a little chest pain.

And I seem... OMG! I AM ONE WITH TEH OONIVERZE!

IT'S TOTALLY LOL!

 

[Ice]

I feel a little chest pain.

And I seem... OMG!

 

[moonmaster]

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the Earth yet???​

I'm thinking back to that photo you posted of Tokyo Hotel and somehow I just have to disagree with that assessment.

This will be deserved.

Tokio Hotel is the result of the LHC. All the doomsday theories were right.

Matter has been inverted.

You are now Anti-ProjectX2.

And you have a beard.

My beard disappeared.

And now I love Tokio Hotel.

i dont no why u guys cant luv dem 2, :heart: i thnk there incredible lols! :heart:

I feel a little chest pain.

And I seem... OMG! I AM ONE WITH TEH OONIVERZE!

IT'S TOTALLY LOL!

den mah theeries wer currect!1

E = MClulz = evrythnglol1

 

[ourchair]

Overlord provides answers to questions about superheroes, and has a sense of humor.

Houde is a big fluffy pink Care Bear.

Langsta is a white man who has adopted Asian children.

And Mole has taste.

 

[moonmaster]

Ooo, ooo, what am I!?

 

[ProjectX2]

ourchair is a small Asian child constantly preyed upon by American paedophiles.

 

[Iceshadow]

ProjectX2 loves what has been done to his instant noodles.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Has it happened yet? I'm still alive.

Or at least I think I am.

It's turned on, but it requires about a month of testing before they even attempt to shoot protons at each other.

Ooo, ooo, what am I!?

Gay.

 

[Lynx]

Man, didn't Egon warn us all about crossing the streams?

 

[Ice]

Man, didn't Egon warn us all about crossing the streams?

That's why we have the Man Rule: Always have one urinal in between you and another guy.

 

[ourchair]

Indian girl kills self over Big Bang fear.

BHOPAL, India (Reuters) - A teenage girl in central India killed herself on Wednesday after being traumatized by media reports that a "Big Bang" experiment in Europe could bring about the end of the world, her father said.

The 16-year old girl from the state of Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but later died, police said.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

It's turned on, but it requires about a month of testing before they even attempt to shoot protons at each other.

And then come the Strangelets!