Celebrity Deaths (updated weekly)

[nigma]

that little ***** gives Indians a bad name.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

that little ***** gives Indians a bad name.

Yeah, but he's totally redeemed by his amazing (looking) sister.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Boris Yeltsin.

 

[E]

Boris Yeltsin.

Surprisingly not from liver damage.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Surprisingly not from liver damage.

If he could survive a bloody coup I'd expect him to survive a Bloody Mary (or two).

 

[Caduceus]

Surprisingly not from liver damage.

I'm baffled too.

 

[nigma]

Boris Yeltsin.

it just goes to show freedom isn't for everyone.....

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Jack Valenti, former president of the Motion Picture Association of America.

Or, that boring dude you had to sit through during the Oscars every year.

(no, not Whoopi, jerks)

 

[E]

Bobby "Boris" Pickett, known for the Monster Mash.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Bobby "Boris" Pickett, known for the Monster Mash.

He had his one hit when he was 24 and lived with it his whole life. I don't know if that's tragic or not.

He seems not to have minded, so I guess not.

 

[E]

He had his one hit when he was 24 and lived with it his whole life. I don't know if that's tragic or not.

He seems not to have minded, so I guess not.

I say it's awesome.

I would have loved to do one easy job when I was 24 and live off it the rest of my life.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I say it's awesome.

I would have loved to do one easy job when I was 24 and live off it the rest of my life.

If your kids get good jobs and take care of you wouldn't it be just the same?

 

[E]

If your kids get good jobs and take care of you wouldn't it be just the same?

No...you have to wait for them to grow up and get good jobs. In the meantime, you have to work.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

No...you have to wait for them to grow up and get good jobs. In the meantime, you have to work.

Oh, that sucks!

I'm buying condoms RIGHT NOW.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Gordon Scott.

He played Tarzan. He was, like, the 11th Tarzan.

First James Bond, now Tarzan. Look out obscure-actor-who-played-the-Shadow that one time!

 

[McCheese]

Intolerance took a heavy hit today. Jerry Falwell is dead. This is the man that said the following.
- If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.

- The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

- AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

- It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening.

- The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.

- Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan.

- The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.

Goodbye Jerry. You won't be missed (except for the awesomely stupid quotes) by any rational human being.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Seriously. . . Good. And that's all I have to say about it.

The man condoned assassination and claimed he could leg press a TON, for Christ's sake.

 

[McCheese]

Seriously. . . Good. And that's all I have to say about it.

The man condoned assassination and claimed he could leg press a TON, for Christ's sake.

My thoughts exactly.

Did he really claim to leg press a ton?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I was wrong, it was Pat Robertson, who's equally vile.

Anyway, here's the story.

 

[McCheese]

I was wrong, it was Pat Robertson, who's equally vile.

Agreed.

Anyway, here's the story.

:lol: Where can I get this miracle shake? :lol:

 

[Lynx]

Intolerance took a heavy hit today. Jerry Falwell is dead. This is the man that said the following.
- If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.

- The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.

- AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

- It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening.

- The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.

- Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan.

- The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.

Goodbye Jerry. You won't be missed (except for the awesomely stupid quotes) by any rational human being.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Awwwww. . .and he was such a talented comedian, too.

 

[moonmaster]

Poor Jerry. He didn't even live to see The Rapture. :cry:

 

[E]

Let's make sure we're insulting the man and not religion or Christianity in general.

 

[McCheese]

Let's make sure we're insulting the man and not religion or Christianity in general.

I think we've been pretty good about that.

 

[Gideon Stargrave]

No one's trying to put Christian's down...just ultra-conservative, ignorant bigoted idiots who happen to also be Christians.

 

[E]

I think we've been pretty good about that.

I agree, I just thought it was worth reminding.

 

[McCheese]

I agree, I just thought it was worth reminding.

Okely-dokely.

 

[Lynx]

No one's trying to put Christian's down...just ultra-conservative, ignorant bigoted idiots who happen to also be Christians.

Agreed.

I'm borderline Catholic, so no worries about Christian bashing here.

 

[McCheese]

Agreed.

I'm borderline Catholic, so no worries about Christian bashing here.

Well, according to a certain banned member, Catholics aren't Christians. Which I thought was strange because I was raised Catholic and, while it's true that I never really paid close attention, I'm pretty sure we were taught that Christ was our lord and savior.

Thus Catholics = Christians.

I'm pretty sure.

Maybe.

Where's Jerry Falwell when I need him? He'd know this...

oh, wait.:twisted:

 

[Goodwill]

Isn't it a little vain to include the "updated weekly" in the title?