Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
The Hulk was going to rape Freddie Prinze Jr.
See what I did there?
Also, in terms of rape being funny, almost always it isn't. But on that rare occasion, when someone who actually deserves something like that, it is funny. Of course I'm talking about the scene from Little Nicky where Hitler is in hell and on a daily basis is sodomized with a pineapple courtesy of Satan. There's just a certain appropriateness about that in my opinion.
It's ironic because when he was alive, Hitler loved pineapples.