Avast Me Hearties!

[moonmaster]

Vikings do not run.

Crush him, I will.

 

[McCheese]

Þú ert a stríðsmaður einn! ÉG munu honor þinn hugrekki við drykkur bjór frá a kaleikur frá þinn höfuðkúpa!

Translation: You are a brave one! I shall honor your bravery by drinking beer from a chalice made from your skull!

Well... I think that's as nice as he's gonna get. It was nice knowing you moony. I'm sure you'll make a badass cup.

 

[moonmaster]

Translation: You are a brave one! I shall honor your bravery by drinking beer from a chalice made from your skull!

Well... I think that's as nice as he's gonna get. It was nice knowing you moony. I'm sure you'll make a badass cup.

I'll be noone's cup.

*broadsword to the face*

 

[McCheese]

I'll be noone's cup.

*broadsword to the face*

Ow!!! Why did you broadsword my face!?! McViking is the one who threatened to kill you!!!

In fact, you just gave him an opening!

Höggva!!! Saxa!!! Brytja!!! Skipta um vindátt!!! Skipta um skoðun!!! Högg!!! Kóteletta!!! Rifjasteik!!! Skoltur!!!

*moony is chopped to bits*

That's unfortunate.

 

[moonmaster]

I will not stand for your silly internet roleplaying.

*stabs McCheese through Internets*

 

[McCheese]

I will not stand for your silly internet roleplaying.

*stabs McCheese through Internets*

I will not stand for your not standing for it!

*shoots a rocket at computer with unfortunate results*

 

[moonmaster]

Thank god that's over.

 

[Ice]

I will not stand for your not standing for it!

*shoots a rocket at computer with unfortunate results*

Wait, if you shot it and got bad results....


...HOW DID YOU TYPE THAT?!?!?!

 

[the watcher]

Ahoy ye scallywaggs, smartly swab you desktops. TGO fech me grog, grub, me wench, to boot me wants to hear a lovely sea shantiey. So me and me mates can drink to a happiness. Oh, to boot no more of those memoirs, they can be such a boar.

 

[McCheese]

Thank god that's over.

Indeed.

Wait, if you shot it and got bad results....


...HOW DID YOU TYPE THAT?!?!?!

Magic.

Ahoy ye scallywaggs, smartly swab you desktops. TGO fech me grog, grub, me wench, to boot me wants to hear a lovely sea shantiey. So me and me mates can drink to a happiness. Oh, to boot no more of those memoirs, they can be such a boar.

Heh.


Boar.

 

[Iceshadow]

Wait, if you shot it and got bad results....


...HOW DID YOU TYPE THAT?!?!?!

Brainputer.

 

[the watcher]

Heh.


Boar.

Kiss the gunner's daughter laddy...

To the rest of ye Splice the mainbrace, to boot we shall be merry.

 

[McCheese]

Kiss the gunner's daughter laddy...

To the rest of ye Splice the mainbrace, to boot we shall be merry.

...

What?



I wish Joe was here. With the Boar. That'd be cool.

 

[the watcher]

...

What?



I wish Joe was here. With the Boar. That'd be cool.

Kiss the gunner's daughter is an old pirate punishment...
meaning to be bent over one of the ship's guns and flogged.


Splice the mainbrace means To have a drink. Or, perhaps, several drinks.

 

[McCheese]

Kiss the gunner's daughter is an old pirate punishment...
meaning to be bent over one of the ship's guns and flogged.


Splice the mainbrace means To have a drink. Or, perhaps, several drinks.

Talk like a pirate day is over. Now you're just a guy who talks funny.

 

[the watcher]

Talk like a pirate day is over. Now you're just a guy who talks funny.

Ye be addled matie, ye be addled... Belay or ye be getting the black spot...

 

[McCheese]

Ye be addled matie, ye be addled... Belay or ye be getting the black spot...

Ok. That's... cool.

 

[the watcher]

Ok. That's... cool.

arrgh...

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Viking ancestor?

Prove it.

I did.

Houde's come from Normandy France, were big into being pirates, but everyone knows Normandy was once conquered by the Vikings, so hence, I am Viking as well.

 

[Random]

Houde's come from Normandy France, were big into being pirates, but everyone knows Normandy was once conquered by the Vikings, so hence, I am Viking as well.

Or your ancestors were just viking *****es