Attention--All Humans...

[Grocer Man]

The puppies melt.

With happiness?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

With happiness?

With napalm.

 

[Grocer Man]

With napalm.

Awwww.

Stupid napalm.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I propose the organization of a strike team that will take VVD out in the middle of the night before he can do any harm.

TRIANGLE FORMATION!

Which one is the triangle formation?

 

[Ice]

I am going to wipe it out. The world I mean. Only Plain Jane, Warren Ellis and those Suicide Girls will remain.

I do love those Suicide Girls.



Scratch Warren Ellis out. I can't have any comptetion. He might not be easy on the eyes.....but charm goes a long way.



Houde and Sexy Butt can stay too.



The rest of you are ****ed.

Even I?! You guys can't have Barney and Marhsall without a Ted.

Which one is the triangle formation?

The one that has those four sides.

I can bake, cooking is alittle more difflucult for me, but I could manage.

I know how to cook.

 

[Gothamite]

Can I stay? I'm still an impressionable young n00b whom you could groom and train to become like a weapon to do your bidding! Please?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Ah bu can houde cook?


Imake one mean burguer


And you also have to try some of my mofongo.

Pass. You still gonna die.

What about cartoons, you need cartoons at the end of all things and I wont even be considered competition... never will...

Unless Timm is willing to crank out more Timmverse cartoons.....he's a goner too. I just might have to survive on my Bionic Six and Timmverse DVDs.

I can bake, cooking is alittle more difflucult for me, but I could manage.

See.......baking is good. Doom likes cookies.

Bastard. I'd spare you...

I can cook!

Sorry man.

But if its an consolation....I'm wiping you out because, like Warren Ellis, you pose a threat of coming between me and my Suicide Girls.


I do love those Suicide Girls.

I'm not worried.


I am untouchable.


Unless I want to be touched.

Mole is first to go. You're second.

:roll:

As if any little Apocalypse could kill me.

I'm like a human bomb shelter.

And as I survive, I will steal your Suicide Girls from you.

Because he's no competition in the lady department.

That's why he's sparing Bruce Timm, too. Sorry.

I can microwave!

Which is always.

You might stay. But only to write out skits for my Suicidal Girls entertainment.

Dude. If you leave him you won't have a Venom Melendez.

You need a Venom Melendez.

Bass has nothing on Venom Melendez.

The best part is that this is all over his head. :lol:





You guys are dicks.

Will the puppies be OK?

Honestly, I don't mind Death, I imagine I'd get bored quickly with immortality, just tell me the puppies will be OK.

Maybe. I know for a fact that The Captain will be sparred. Others.....not so much.

I propose the organization of a strike team that will take VVD out in the middle of the night before he can do any harm.

TRIANGLE FORMATION!

BAH!

Which one is the triangle formation?

The one that gets their asses handed to them.

Even I?! You guys can't have Barney and Marhsall without a Ted.


The one that has those four sides.


I know how to cook.

Fine. But don't call me Swarley.

Can I stay? I'm still an impressionable young n00b whom you could groom and train to become like a weapon to do your bidding! Please?

No. You'd only get in my way. I know you have these great Batman and Robin/mentor fantasies swirling in your head. giving you high hopes and all. But the reality is that you'd just get in my way.




And tell Bass he can stay. Only if there will be banana pudding.

 

[thee great one]

Why am I second? With all the other meaty choices out there?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Why am I second? With all the other meaty choices out there?

Too limit the chances of you inappropriately touching me. Or anyone else.


It's a decency thing. You understand.

 

[Ice]

Fine. But don't call me Swarley.

No problem, Jennifer. I'll even suit up.















Has anyone seen my blazer?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

No problem, Jennifer.

Ok. You're out.

 

[Ice]

Ok. You're out.

I'll play lazer-tag! I'LL PLAY LAZER-TAG!

I even have a real suit that's not a blazer!

 

[McCheese]

Which one is the triangle formation?

The one that's shaped like your brain.

Sorry man.

But if its an consolation....I'm wiping you out because, like Warren Ellis, you pose a threat of coming between me and my Suicide Girls.


I do love those Suicide Girls.

I understand. Which is why I'm placing myself in cryo-freeze in a hidden bunker until after your apocalypse. Then when I'm released:

All your Suicide Girls are belong to me!

Mole is first to go.

I support this.

The best part is that this is all over his head. :lol:





You guys are dicks.

I thought Doom was the dick.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I'll play lazer-tag! I'LL PLAY LAZER-TAG!

I even have a real suit that's not a blazer!

Ok. You're back in.

I thought Doom was the dick.

This is still true.




As for the rest of you....

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Sorry, I was finishing Blariwood number 12, so I haven't responded with witty remarks like I should

This will be reticfied in the future

Booya

*****es

 

[E]

reticfied

Huh huh huh huh huh...

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Huh huh huh huh huh...

Totally.

 

[Void.M]

The best part is that this is all over his head. :lol:





You guys are dicks.

*Looks up to the sky* .....I dont see nothing.:?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

*Looks up to the sky* .....I dont see nothing.:?

Yep...... *woosh*

 

[thee great one]

Too limit the chances of you inappropriately touching me. Or anyone else.


It's a decency thing. You understand.

But I was going to start the Suicide Boys.