Arrested

[Ultimate Houde]

Okay

Baxter beat me

 

[MaxwellSmart]

At this point, I'm hoping non of these offenses relate to the actual posters because we've had some disturbing ones.

 

[E.Vi.L.]

Vincent was arrested for smoking his horsehair brushes

:lol:

It's Vincent Van Gogh in that case. I also got a lot of :

Vincent was arrested for making inflammatory speeches

In that case, a guy named Henry Vincent apparently was quite the hell raiser in 1838.

 

[Ice]

Mine is still the oldest at 1559! Woo!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Okay

Baxter beat me

I think Baxter beat Hitler.

 

[Friday]

I think Baxter beat Hitler.

God damned straight I did.

No suicide in a bunker for me!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

God damned straight I did.

No suicide in a bunker for me!

But will they remember you as they do Ze Fueher? :lol:

 

[Friday]

But will they remember you as they do Ze Fueher? :lol:

...I shoulda gone after communists too. And Gypsies.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

...I shoulda gone after communists too. And Gypsies.

Probably......but the gypsies have no loyalties. They would've served under you for the right amount of Lira.

 

[Spade]

"Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public"


Wow..........the ironic part is trhat I am a Christian

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

"Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public"


Wow..........the ironic part is trhat I am a Christian

Who said you had to dig the hole on purpose?

Maybe it was an accident.

 

[Spade]

true, my one friend jus did that randomly one day and dug it about 10 feet but had 2 fill it in due to lack of ladder

 

[Ice]

"Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public"

"Awww, man. I didn't want my pool to be THIS deep.

Hold on you little red guys. Let me just put some dirt....hey, where the hole go?"

 

[Planet-man]

Mine's still the same #1 result. What about [turns to camera] you at home?

 

[ProjectX2]

Craig was arrested earlier this summer in a men's room at the Minneapolis airport by an undercover officer.

I also like the "Craig was arrested for wearing a shirt" one.

 

[ShaggyMarco]

"Shaggymarco was arrested for participating in a gold robbery."

GOLD!

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

James was arrested for cocaine possession and assaulting a woman who had met with him about a recording contract

 

[Iceshadow]

Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house

(This is the second one that popped up, the first had a last name so I didn't count it)

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Joe was arrested for having sex with a fourteen year old student at the junior high school where he taught.

 

[McCheese]

Jim was arrested for exposing himself at Dinner Key Auditorium.