now that's a ***** at work. :wink:moonmaster said:Now thats a good review.
now that's a ***** at work. :wink:moonmaster said:Now thats a good review.
UltimateE said:Who is Leo Quintum? And the bio-bomb guy - is that an existing character or is it new here?
UltimateE said:Will no one answer my questions?
Bass said:Heads exploded.
Bass said:Please tell me you got it.
Doc Comic said:I like how somebody finally elaborated on the concept of "What if Superman absorbs a butt load of solar energy?" It's been theorized for years now that the more solar energy he builds up, the stronger he gets, and that he'd also develop new superpowers. Now we see that it gives him super-duper-nuke vision as well as the ability to extend the bioelectric aura that grants him his invulnerability, thus allowing him to grab things and pull them or make others invulnerable. Not to mention that his already limitless strength has tripled. What exactly is a quintillion ton? I'm assuming they're saying that he can truly move planets without breaking a sweat now.
So this easily trumps the previous 800,000 ton limit that writers have generally used. Damn, he's screwed.Entropy said:A quintillion is 1x10^18 or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Bass said:Now, I just realised we haven't given props yet to Lex Luthor.
In Grant Morrison's first issue, Lex Luthor does the following:
He invests in water companies, and dams fifteen rivers.
He infiltrates the top secret uber-tech P.R.O.J.E.C.T.'s exploration mission to the sun with a genetically engineered human suicide bomb.
He communicates with said bomb with a 9-minute delay. In other words, when the bomb here's the commands Luthor tells him, Luthor told it to him 9 minutes ago. Which means Luthor has to work out what will happen in the next 9 minutes on the SUN and plan accordingly from Earth.
Luthor's plan was to have the bomb tamper with the Sun resulting in global drought and he profits due to his control of water.
That's right. His plan was to **** with the sun so he could control Earth's water.
The sun.
And apparently, this was all a ruse to make Superman oversaturated with the Sun's radiation so it would kill him slowly.
And apparently, that isn't actually his plan, but rather the first step in his grand plan.
We find all this out in one issue.
Is this not the best thing ever?
Who wants to bet that Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor will want to kill Superman with a kryptonite bullet and a whammo-ray?
I doubt that Superman Returns will ever be as cinematic and grandiose as this title already is.
Bass said:Now, I just realised we haven't given props yet to Lex Luthor.
In Grant Morrison's first issue, Lex Luthor does the following:
He invests in water companies, and dams fifteen rivers.
He infiltrates the top secret uber-tech P.R.O.J.E.C.T.'s exploration mission to the sun with a genetically engineered human suicide bomb.
He communicates with said bomb with a 9-minute delay. In other words, when the bomb here's the commands Luthor tells him, Luthor told it to him 9 minutes ago. Which means Luthor has to work out what will happen in the next 9 minutes on the SUN and plan accordingly from Earth.
Luthor's plan was to have the bomb tamper with the Sun resulting in global drought and he profits due to his control of water.
That's right. His plan was to **** with the sun so he could control Earth's water.
The sun.
And apparently, this was all a ruse to make Superman oversaturated with the Sun's radiation so it would kill him slowly.
And apparently, that isn't actually his plan, but rather the first step in his grand plan.
We find all this out in one issue.
Is this not the best thing ever?
Bass said:What's so special about this post? I don't get it.
See now this is why I love well written DC comics. You don't get craziness like that in a marvel book.Bass said:Now, I just realised we haven't given props yet to Lex Luthor.
In Grant Morrison's first issue, Lex Luthor does the following:
He invests in water companies, and dams fifteen rivers.
He infiltrates the top secret uber-tech P.R.O.J.E.C.T.'s exploration mission to the sun with a genetically engineered human suicide bomb.
He communicates with said bomb with a 9-minute delay. In other words, when the bomb here's the commands Luthor tells him, Luthor told it to him 9 minutes ago. Which means Luthor has to work out what will happen in the next 9 minutes on the SUN and plan accordingly from Earth.
Luthor's plan was to have the bomb tamper with the Sun resulting in global drought and he profits due to his control of water.
That's right. His plan was to **** with the sun so he could control Earth's water.
The sun.
And apparently, this was all a ruse to make Superman oversaturated with the Sun's radiation so it would kill him slowly.
And apparently, that isn't actually his plan, but rather the first step in his grand plan.
We find all this out in one issue.
Is this not the best thing ever?
Who wants to bet that Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor will want to kill Superman with a kryptonite bullet and a whammo-ray?
I doubt that Superman Returns will ever be as cinematic and grandiose as this title already is.
UltimateE said:It's just that when you summarize it neatly like that it reminds me how good it is, I want to stop and re-read it. For the gajillionth time.