*ahem*

GOOD MORNING. IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, AIRCRAFT FROM HERE WILL JOIN OTHERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. AND YOU WILL BE LAUNCHING THE LARGEST AERIAL BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. "MANKIND." THAT WORD SHOULD HAVE NEW MEANING FOR ALL OF US TODAY. WE CAN'T BE CONSUMED BY OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES ANYMORE. WE WILL BE UNITED IN OUR COMMON INTERESTS. PERHAPS IT IS FATE THAT TODAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY, AND YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN BE FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM... NOT FROM TYRANNY, OPPRESSION, OR PERSECUTION... BUT FROM ANNIHILATION. WE ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHT OT LIVE . TO EXIST. AND SHOULD WE WIN THE DAY, THE FOURTH OF JULY WILL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY, BUT AS THE DAY THE WORLD DECLARED IN ONE VOICE: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT!" WE'RE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE! TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!

(booya)
 
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HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE.

JOHN PINETTE SAYS NAY-NAY!!


OFFER ME MONEY, NOW OFFER ME POWER, NOW OFFER ME ANTHYING I WANT.

I WANT MY FATHER BACK YOU SON OF A *****!

GOOD MORNING. IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, AIRCRAFT FROM HERE WILL JOIN OTHERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. AND YOU WILL BE LAUNCHING THE LARGEST AERIAL BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. "MANKIND." THAT WORD SHOULD HAVE NEW MEANING FOR ALL OF US TODAY. WE CAN'T BE CONSUMED BY OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES ANYMORE. WE WILL BE UNITED IN OUR COMMON INTERESTS. PERHAPS IT IS FATE THAT TODAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY, AND YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN BE FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM... NOT FROM TYRANNY, OPPRESSION, OR PERSECUTION... BUT FROM ANNIHILATION. WE ARE FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHT OT LIVE . TO EXIST. AND SHOULD WE WIN THE DAY, THE FOURTH OF JULY WILL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY, BUT AS THE DAY THE WORLD DECLARED IN ONE VOICE: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT!" WE'RE GOING TO LIVE ON! WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE! TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!

(booya)

YES!
 
THEY SAY EVERY YOU MASTURBATE GOD KILLS A KITTEN. SO I AM PROUD TO BE DOING MY PART FOR KITTEN GENOCIDE !!!




I THINK THEY ARE FIGHTING BACK!

 
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it's Like Shakespeare,
But With Lots More Punching.
It's Like Goethe,
But With More Crunching.
Like Titanic,
But The Boat's Still Floating.
No It's Not,
The Mother-****ing Boat Is Exploding!
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Dirk Anger
Is One Crazy Mamajama
Sitting Around In His Pretty Pink Pajamas
H.a.t.e. Was Formed
By The Beyond Corporation,
Purposely To Create Catastrophic Devastation!!!
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Do You Need A Haircut?
The Beyond Corporation Gonna Help You Out!
Do You Need A Toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation Has An Extra One!
Do You Have A Stepson?
The Beyond Corporation Gonna Run Him Off!
Do You See A Monster? Or A Pirate? Electric Emu?
A Giant Sky Rat? A Midjet Hitler? Or
Pontius Pilate
That Is Why Beyond Corp. Started
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Now It's Time For A Nextwave Roll Call!
Monica! Is Gonna Microwave Yous ***!
Tabby! Is Gonna Steal All Your Stuff!
Aaron! Is Gonna Organize Your Sock Drawer!
Elsa! Is Gonna Speak With An Accent!
Tha Captain! His Name Is The Captain!
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