Spaceballs (The Animated Series - Mel Brooks)

[Joe Kalicki]

Well then

I was just watching this as well

Are me and Random the same awesome person?

Yes, you're both accounts I created and pay bums two dollars a day to maintain.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I am not a bum

Well, I have one, but I am not one.

 

[Random]

Yes, you're both accounts I created and pay bums two dollars a day to maintain.

So my whole existence, every thought, every moment has just been the thinkings of Joe Kalicki?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I am not a bum

Well, I have one, but I am not one.

Don't argue with me!

I'm cutting your salary for this.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

What salary?

I'm my own man Joe Kalicki, you cannot and will not control me!

YOU HEAR ME!

NEVER!

 

[SSJmole]

Are me and Random the same awesome person?

Yes every time you shout SHAZAM! you turn in to Random. I thought you knew this.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

You two are my favorite employees.

There'll be cookies in your future.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I buy my own cookies cause I have a job

And if I have a job, it means I ain't a bum