Hellsbuttmonkey
Well-Known Member
What film(s) would you class as the worst films you have ever seen? Really bad titles that make you want to vomit more than Doc Ock with Magnetos powers...
House of the Dead.: This will win my top spot over everything else. It killed my faith in films a little after I saw it. Fair enough, it was a video game adaptation, but Boll could have at least made some kind of effort and not just taken a dump on a reel of film. Everything was bad about this film, and it wasn't even in a "so bad its good" kind of way. It was just painful to watch. The makeup was terrible, the characters were awful, and don't even get me started on the mentally retarded idea to intercut the film with footage from the very dated arcade game. Then was that dreadful idea that when each character died, they would redden the screen and pan around them in slow motion (which was also used a rediculous amount) as the fell. Every, single ****ing time.
I hate this film, I hate the idea of it, and most of all I hate Ewe "I am mentally retarded" Boll.
House of the Dead.: This will win my top spot over everything else. It killed my faith in films a little after I saw it. Fair enough, it was a video game adaptation, but Boll could have at least made some kind of effort and not just taken a dump on a reel of film. Everything was bad about this film, and it wasn't even in a "so bad its good" kind of way. It was just painful to watch. The makeup was terrible, the characters were awful, and don't even get me started on the mentally retarded idea to intercut the film with footage from the very dated arcade game. Then was that dreadful idea that when each character died, they would redden the screen and pan around them in slow motion (which was also used a rediculous amount) as the fell. Every, single ****ing time.
I hate this film, I hate the idea of it, and most of all I hate Ewe "I am mentally retarded" Boll.