DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Puppet Master should be...
Dick Cheney. It would just fit for some reason. Thats all. Discuss.
Dick Cheney. It would just fit for some reason. Thats all. Discuss.
ourchair said:Or an unshaven John Cusack from Being John Malkovich.
Millar said The Thing would get laid during his run (I'm assuming with Alicia).DIrishB said:Ehhh, I like the political knife twisting symbolism of Cheney being the Puppet Master. And then we could turn Alicia Masters into an overweight lesbian, which could eventually be expanded into a Chasing Amy type love story for her and Thing, until Alicia leaves him for Ultimate Medusa (cuz she can do crazy stuff with her hair).
moonmaster said:Millar said The Thing would get laid during his run (I'm assuming with Alicia).
And it'll be an entire issue. And it'll be shown in graphic detail.DIrishB said:See, maybe I'm onto something...geez I hope they use plenty of lube, Thing's skin looks awfully...rough.
moonmaster said:And it'll be an entire issue. And it'll be shown in graphic detail.
Plus she's blind, so her entire existance is pointless. :roll:DIrishB said:That poor overweight, lesbian, unattractive woman. Safe to say after that experience she'll never date men again.
moonmaster said:Plus she's blind, so her entire existance is pointless. :roll:
Orson Scott Card will write an arc on UFF and turn Alicia Masters into Daredevilette.DIrishB said:She can still hear people make fools of themselves though, not totally without merit. And as long as you know how to tell someone to **** off, life is worth living.
moonmaster said:Orson Scott Card will write an arc on UFF and turn Alicia Masters into Daredevilette.
And then he'll give her a brain body. For good measure.
FACT.
Of course.DIrishB said:Wouldn't he give her huge ears, and a mutated sonar sense. You know, cuz her mom was bitten by a lab bat?
moonmaster said:Of course.
Hawkeye101 said:Was that blind comment about being useless a diss on Daredevil? It WAS a diss on Daredevil. Look, you pick any super-dude and watch Daredevil mop the floor with their sorry***!
You have NO sense of humor with this, do you?Hawkeye101 said:Was that blind comment about being useless a diss on Daredevil? It WAS a diss on Daredevil. Look, you pick any super-dude and watch Daredevil mop the floor with their sorry***!
icemastertron said:You have NO sense of humor with this, do you?
Hawkeye101 said:However, I do want anyone to give me any super-hero/villain and I will write a little something where Daredevil or Hawkeye mops the floor with their sorry butts!
DIrishB said:Galactus. Sentry. (or are we only limited to Ultimate characters?)
In that case, Gah Lak Tus, Zombie Sentry, Colossus, Hulk, Captain America, Iron Man (probably, but not if Card's writing him), Wolverine (another probably, depends on if the writer likes him or not), etc.