ourchair
Well-Known Member
Don't you hate when a supervillain says that? When they have the hero in the most dire of circumstances and suddenly the hero manages to say one or two things and trick the villain into his own undoing?
And they're all like, "No fair! You tricked me!!!! Curse you, Richards!!!" And I'm like, "Dude that's entirely the point."
And then they're all like, "That accursed Spider-Man cheated me out of the victory that was rightfully mine!" or "I could've taken you in a fair fight if it wasn't for your insolent subterfuge!"
And I'm like, "Of course you could've taken them in a fair fight! Yes, my dear villainous friend, you are clearly superior in terms of intellect and strength. Even the hero looks like an ant next to you! And you know what? That's exactly why he tricked you! Because, duh, how else was he supposed to win? Hope you set your death ray to "mild itching"?"
Just saying is all.
And they're all like, "No fair! You tricked me!!!! Curse you, Richards!!!" And I'm like, "Dude that's entirely the point."
And then they're all like, "That accursed Spider-Man cheated me out of the victory that was rightfully mine!" or "I could've taken you in a fair fight if it wasn't for your insolent subterfuge!"
And I'm like, "Of course you could've taken them in a fair fight! Yes, my dear villainous friend, you are clearly superior in terms of intellect and strength. Even the hero looks like an ant next to you! And you know what? That's exactly why he tricked you! Because, duh, how else was he supposed to win? Hope you set your death ray to "mild itching"?"
Just saying is all.