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What if... Jeph Loeb wrote Ultimate Iron Man?
"Dear Bethany,
Rhodey recommended that I start keeping a journal. I have decided to start all my entries with your name. I am encoding it with a microtexture process on the back of a data-conduit. The latticework, in its fractal symmetry, regresses into infinite complexity. It is beautiful... like you."
What if... Orson Scott Card wrote Ultimate Spider-Man?
Solicitation for Ultimate Spider-Man # 101 (HANDFUL pt. 1 of 5) Peter Parker drinks a magical potion of science, harvested from the brain-juice of scorpions which being the enemies of spiders are the natural antidote to spider-powers! But now he's got his hands full of bigger problems, SIX HANDS FULL that is! It's the end of Ultimate Spider-Man as you know it! Hell, it's the end of the Ultimate Universe as you know it! ... $2.50
What if... Warren Ellis wrote Ultimate X-Men?
Wolverine: "...Scott, this is the most powerful telepath in the world. Yet he insists that we get things done through heavy lifting. Sometimes I wonder about that crippled old goat."
Professor X: "Call me a crippled old goat again, Logan, and I will make you urinate yourself with but a single thought. All your Weapon X training can't keep me from inducing the complete and utter loss of your bladder control."
Cyclops: "We do the heavy lifting, Logan, because we have to. Because willing the world to change is not enough. We do it because no one else will. That is how we make the world a finer place.
Iceman: "It's a strange world, Scott. Let's keep it that way.... D'oh! I thought I was Elijah Snow!"
"Dear Bethany,
Rhodey recommended that I start keeping a journal. I have decided to start all my entries with your name. I am encoding it with a microtexture process on the back of a data-conduit. The latticework, in its fractal symmetry, regresses into infinite complexity. It is beautiful... like you."
What if... Orson Scott Card wrote Ultimate Spider-Man?
Solicitation for Ultimate Spider-Man # 101 (HANDFUL pt. 1 of 5) Peter Parker drinks a magical potion of science, harvested from the brain-juice of scorpions which being the enemies of spiders are the natural antidote to spider-powers! But now he's got his hands full of bigger problems, SIX HANDS FULL that is! It's the end of Ultimate Spider-Man as you know it! Hell, it's the end of the Ultimate Universe as you know it! ... $2.50
What if... Warren Ellis wrote Ultimate X-Men?
Wolverine: "...Scott, this is the most powerful telepath in the world. Yet he insists that we get things done through heavy lifting. Sometimes I wonder about that crippled old goat."
Professor X: "Call me a crippled old goat again, Logan, and I will make you urinate yourself with but a single thought. All your Weapon X training can't keep me from inducing the complete and utter loss of your bladder control."
Cyclops: "We do the heavy lifting, Logan, because we have to. Because willing the world to change is not enough. We do it because no one else will. That is how we make the world a finer place.
Iceman: "It's a strange world, Scott. Let's keep it that way.... D'oh! I thought I was Elijah Snow!"
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