Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
We need to have an intervention. I have noticed a disturbing trend. About six years ago, I got this random email from Ice.
I thought it was an odd quirk, maybe a passing fad, but I continued to collect evidence. As I accepted people into my MSN Messenger account, I checked it one of the first messages Ice sent me.
Again, odd. I figured he was young. But as the years continued to advance, and I got a cell phone, I got my one and only text message from Ice.
I don't know what that means. To this day. After I made Ice send me the money it costed for that weird Text, he stopped, but then, when the chat room debuted, he was up to his old tricks, changing his name to every ex and current member every hour. It took his three weeks to get through all the members.
So I figured he's obsessed. I leave it at that. But I think we need to have an intervention. Today, Ice has been blabbering non stop about the All New XMen Panel at NYCC. But he's going a step too far, he's getting a tattoo of the writer's signatures on his body after they sign his body. Which means he will immortalize Bendis on his body all cause he's going to write New Cyclops beating up Old Cyclops.
Everyone, let us try to bring Ice from the brink.
Banner Loves Ice.
Ice said:"OH MY GOD ULTIMATE HOUDE! ICEMAN IS GOING TO BE IN THE NEW XTREME XFORCE XMEN!"
I thought it was an odd quirk, maybe a passing fad, but I continued to collect evidence. As I accepted people into my MSN Messenger account, I checked it one of the first messages Ice sent me.
Ice said:"Ultimate X Men is so awesome, because Iceman is going to start dating Rogue, LIEK THE MOVIE!"
Again, odd. I figured he was young. But as the years continued to advance, and I got a cell phone, I got my one and only text message from Ice.
Ice said:OMG XMN ON TEH PHONE!
I don't know what that means. To this day. After I made Ice send me the money it costed for that weird Text, he stopped, but then, when the chat room debuted, he was up to his old tricks, changing his name to every ex and current member every hour. It took his three weeks to get through all the members.
So I figured he's obsessed. I leave it at that. But I think we need to have an intervention. Today, Ice has been blabbering non stop about the All New XMen Panel at NYCC. But he's going a step too far, he's getting a tattoo of the writer's signatures on his body after they sign his body. Which means he will immortalize Bendis on his body all cause he's going to write New Cyclops beating up Old Cyclops.
Everyone, let us try to bring Ice from the brink.
Banner Loves Ice.