I can only speak English (complete with my erudite charm), but BOY do I get the "You don't speak Arabic?" lecture from every arab I ever meet. :roll:
My days with my family and family friends in the Middle-East usually revolve around, "You don't speak, arabic? This is bad! You should learn! *speaks to me in arabic, I don't understand* Nothing at all! This is terrible!" And then my dad wonders why when he says, "Let's go out and meet some far distant member of the family less related to you than this bar of soap" and I say, "I'd rather stay in and be bitten my mosquitos". Pff.