Doom's Special Lady of the Day

[Victor Von Doom]

Doom, I know it's supposed to be your lady of the day, but can we PM you a suggestion or two every once in a while?

You may nominate Special Ladies via PM.

The only stipulation....you must justify why she deserves so. And "She's So HoT" does not count.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

It's that time again. Time to kick off your shoes and enjoy the smooth warm feel of the shag carpet between your toes. Time to loosen the tie and lay down…and get ready to meet Doom's Special Lady of the Day.


I give you…Doom's Special Lady of the Day!


Olivia Wilde

Why is Olivia Wilde today's Special Lady? Because America loves versaitility. America loves choices. And what do we have here? Someone who looks great either blonde or brunnette.

The beauty that is Olivia first caught my eye a couple months ago on NBC's no-longer airing "Black Donnellys". As the dark-haired, girl next door Jenny. Her long hair was always cascading in front of her giant blue eyes. Those eyes projected an underlying fear and vunerability behind the tough exterior of the hard-girl from the streets. And if you weren't lost in her eyes....then that sweet smile was sure to do you in. Look into those eyes and then stare at that smile. Tell me you wouldn't turn to organized crime just to please her and keep this beautiful Betty happy?

Then Black Donnellys gets cancelled after like 5 episodes and I am denied her beauty.

But what does Hollywood decide to do in order to make it up to me? The put her in a horrible teen-slasher pic called "Turistas" (which actually came out before Black Donnellys...but why quibble). As a blonde! Pardon me while I go squeal.....

Then.....I get Olivia back in the actually pretty decent "Alpha Dog". I'm only gonna say this once....so pay attention....go see this film for her. :wink: :wink: You diggin' my ditch? Good.

She even had a chance to be on House for a couple episodes. But I hate House. So I just watch "Alpha Dog".

And get this---my new TV interest---"The OC", feature Olivia too! As a punk chick....I guess. I'm only 8 episodes into the first season so I she comes later. When? Don't know. But can't wait to see her with the fauxhawk in action.


Mmmmmmm.....versatility.



Olivia Wilde.....yeah.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Oh Doom, you and your special ladies...

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I love her eyes

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Oh Doom, you and your special ladies...

One day....I'll do a boy. Just for you.

He'll be Special Bro of the Day.

 

[ProjectX2]

She was hot in The OC.

 

[E]

One day....I'll do a boy. Just for you.

He'll be Special Bro of the Day.

I will burn all my comics and shut down the site.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I will burn all my comics and shut down the site.

Bigot.

 

[E]

Bigot.

Enabler.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Enabler.

Just trying to be an equal opportunity sexist.

 

[Lynx]

Just trying to be an equal opportunity sexist.

Walt Disney?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Walt Disney?

My hero.

 

[ourchair]

My hero.

Mine too.

 

[Iceshadow]

Mine too.

Good news! I hear that Disney's animation contract with Korea is almost up!

 

[ourchair]

Good news! I hear that Disney's animation contract with Korea is almost up!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

There are already too many Koreans in the Philippines, I don't want them to get any ideas about coming over here.

 

[moonmaster]

One day....I'll do a boy.

OMGURSOGAY!!!

I will burn all my comics and shut down the site.

Homophone.

 

[Ice]

Homophone.

Wait, does that mean that E has a gay-hating/fearing phone or that he is one?

 

[ourchair]

Wait, does that mean that E has a gay-hating/fearing phone or that he is one?

Anglophone = one who speaks English

Francophone = one who speaks French

ergo

Homophone = one who speaks gay.

Meaning "I will burn all my comics and shut down the site." is gay code for something.

 

[moonmaster]

Wait, does that mean that E has a gay-hating/fearing phone or that he is one?

He's a ... a .... there aren't any homophones for "E", are there?

Damn you, grammar!

 

[moonmaster]

Anglophone = one who speaks English

Francophone = one who speaks French

ergo

Homophone = one who speaks gay.

Meaning "I will burn all my comics and shut down the site." is gay code for something.

I heard that that's what Larry Craig said after he tapped that guy's foot in the bathroom.