Brian Michael Bendis is Frank Black and Gail Simone is Kim Deal

[Zombipanda]

I repeat. Brian Michael Bendis is Frank Black and Gail Simone is Kim Deal. They are the same people. This is fact.

FACT:

If you claim you can tell me which of these men is which without looking at the name of the picture or guessing, then you're a liar.

FACT:

"HOLY ****!" you must be saying! Those photos of Janis Joplin were obviously made using camera technology that wasn't around until after Joplin's death! That's right. Gail Simone, Janis Joplin, and Kim Deal are all the same person. She's obviously some sort of trans-temporally reincarnating spirit.

FACT:
Gail Simone and Brian Michael Bendis hate each other. Kim Deal and Frank Black hate each other. By the transitive properties, this means that Gail Simone hates Frank Black, Kim Deal hates Brian Michael Bendis, Frank Black hates Gail Simone, Brian Michael Bendis hates Kim Deal, Janis Joplin hates Brian Michael Bendis AND Frank Black (who both hate her), and (for some reason) Janis Joplin hates Gail Simone.

FACT:
The Invisibles are real.

 

[compound]

Dude! I don't care what you're smoking, *need* a hit of it.

ALSO:
The Janis Joplin comparison pic is not showing, if you indeed posted one.

ALSO:
I can't think of an appropriate pun to make.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

The invisibles are real!!!

 

[E]

I was listening to a Frank Black song when I pulled this thread up.

Weeeeeeeeeeeird.....

 

[Entropy]

GREATEST POST EVER

and I hate you for it.

 

[Random]

FACT:
Gail Simone and Brian Michael Bendis hate each other. Kim Deal and Frank Black hate each other. By the transitive properties, this means that Gail Simone hates Frank Black, Kim Deal hates Brian Michael Bendis, Frank Black hates Gail Simone, Brian Michael Bendis hates Kim Deal, Janis Joplin hates Brian Michael Bendis AND Frank Black (who both hate her), and (for some reason) Janis Joplin hates Gail Simone.

Yeah... not sure who half those people are...

 

[Zombipanda]

GREATEST POST EVER

and I hate you for it.

AND STILL CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!

Yeah... not sure who half those people are...

Wait.... Did you just come out of the closet?

 

[Random]

Wait.... Did you just come out of the closet?

I don't understand that leap of logic

 

[Ninja4peace]

Yeah... not sure who half those people are...

Gail Simone writes lots for DC

Frank Black and Kim deal used to be in pixies before they broke up. Bit of a falling out. (note he was known as black francis back then)

Anyway Frank Black's had loads of albums since, and is probably one of my fave artists. I think he's more like the anti-bendis and Kim Deal is the anti-gail simone. Like the evil twins if you will.

pixies reformed last year for a tour at least...EDIT - actually 4 years ago! - but haven't done any new recordings

 

[Random]

Gail Simone writes lots for DC

Frank Black and Kim deal used to be in pixies before they broke up. Bit of a falling out. (note he was known as black francis back then)

Anyway Frank Black's had loads of albums since, and is probably one of my fave artists. I think he's more like the anti-bendis and Kim Deal is the anti-gail simone. Like the evil twins if you will.

pixies reformed last year for a tour at least...

Ah, got it.

 

[Entropy]

pixies reformed last year for a tour at least...EDIT - actually 4 years ago! - but haven't done any new recordings

I saw that tour and I have the concert recording and bootleg t-shirt to prove it. It was wonderful.

 

[moonmaster]

Yeah, I don't think the resemblances are that strong but whatever you say.

Yeah... not sure who half those people are...

:noway:

 

[marvelman]

:noway:

bravo for knowing who they are...

i sent you a PM about teh musics btw.

 

[E]

Pixies are the second greatest band in the history of music, second only to the Beatles.

pixies reformed last year for a tour at least...EDIT - actually 4 years ago! - but haven't done any new recordings

Not totally true - they did an iTunes exclusive track called "Bam Thwok" and a remake of "Ain't That Pretty At All" for a Warren Zevon tribute album. "Bam Thwok" is fantastic, "Ain't That Pretty..." not so much so.

 

[Random]

:noway:

Pixies are the second greatest band in the history of music, second only to the Beatles.

I am musically illiterate

 

[Entropy]

I am musically illiterate

Yeah, well, make yourself literate. Get ahold of Surfer Rosa and Doolittle and listen to them front to back and have the world opened to you in new ways.

 

[thee great one]

I didn't know who they were either.


*goes back to Limp Bizkit*

 

[E]

Yeah, well, make yourself literate. Get ahold of Surfer Rosa and Doolittle and listen to them front to back and have the world opened to you in new ways.

SRSLY.

I didn't know who they were either.

*goes back to Limp Bizkit*

This is what is wrong with America.

Or at least Utah.

 

[Ninja4peace]

Pixies are the second greatest band in the history of music, second only to the Beatles.

I'd agree with this. Though I think Eels, Joy Division and Smiths might be my favourites.

Not totally true - they did an iTunes exclusive track called "Bam Thwok" and a remake of "Ain't That Pretty At All" for a Warren Zevon tribute album. "Bam Thwok" is fantastic, "Ain't That Pretty..." not so much so.

I will check that out. So what did Bendis and Simone collaborate on that's so secret? - was it secret invasion - is simone really a skrull?

 

[marvelman]

you know, i've always been pretty unimpressed with the pixies as album artists. they have a bunch of great songs, sure, but some of them just STINK! but that's just me i think... most people like them a lot. :/