The Meat Thread

I use mustard as a lubricant to make it easy for meat.

Better than those pansies who use mayo.

I had three spicy chicken legs yesterday. Needless to say, I felt like a bit of a fat mess afterwards.

Meat loves you unconditionally, so don't be so hard on yourself.

thats what she said


and with that the joke is dead, all hail me GEMINI THE JOKE SLAYER! Mwuahahahaha

*flaps cloak*
*disappears into my basement*

OMG! HE'S GONE!
 
Payday is Friday and I'm going out to get the a nice big 22oz steak! I'm gonna tear into that Bad Johnny......grissle and all.
 

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