Sailor Moon: Retirement Era
Things have settled down in the Sailor Moon-verse, for about 60 years, THEN EVIL STRIKES AGAIN! Emerging from their retirement home, only after they took their meds, and with their life alert alarms, the Sailor Moon Team springs, well some of them limp, and a couple use a walker, and Mercury needs a wheelchair but for a concise definition, THEY SPRING INTO ACTION! They fight crime, not at night time because they can't miss Ghost Whisperer, but during the day time, but not between noon and two, that's nap time at the home they all live in now.
Playing our hero Usagi Tsukino, aka Sailor Moon, is none other than,
Beatrice Arthur! In her old age, Tsukino has become more bitter at life. She's divorced her former lover Mamoru Chiba 40 years ago, but as their fate has it, they are living together under the same roof in the retirement home, Beryl's Home for the Old.
Playing Mamoru Chiba (Tuxedo Mask) will be
Brian Doyle Murray, who can play the bumbling romantic easily.
Next up is the Wheelchair bound Ami Mizuno, who will be played by
Betty White. Betty White will nail the part of the still shy Sailor Mercury, who, due to Alzheimer's, falls in love with a new guy everyday.
Sailor Mars, Rei Hino, is a firecracker, and still showing it in her old age. She will be played by Grumpy Old Men star,
Sophia Loren. Oh yeah, she's a cougar.
Moving on, well because there are only so many old woman who likes to do younger man jokes, we have the illustrious Sailor Jupiter, the tomboy herself, Makato Kino, which will be portrayed by
Vanessa Redgrave. She boasts on how she continually defeats Chiba in arm wrestling.
Next up is Sailor, wait, what planet are we on? That's right, Minako Aino, who had aspirations of fame, is so delusional in her old age that she thinks she is actually a pop star, a teenage popstar.
Ann-Magaret will portray this nutcase. Her stuffed cat she believes is still her familiar Artemis.
And finally, the everpresent villain is also the owner of the Reitrement Home that the Sailor Squad finds themselves at. This person is Queen Beryl, played by
Dame Judi Dench.