thee great one said:
The dumbest thing is the Watcher. He is such a plot device. There is no reason for him to be that close. He can see everything from the moon.B+
I agree with Tog. It's not that the Watcher is involved in the story, it's that, in order to watch he feels he has to go onto Earth, into the room with all the heroes, when he can see fine from the moon. I thought this was a stupid thing.
I love the way Millar goes to another scene as soon as the Watcher arrives, because the scene would continue like this:
Wolverine: That Watcher guy only watches things that are important?
Iron Man: Yes.
Wolverine: So why aren't we asking him questions?
Iron Man: Aaaah...
Mr Fantastic: Ummm...
Wolverine: Hey, bub. What's gonna happen?
Uatu: ... You can see me?
Spider-Man: You're fifty foot tall.
Uatu: Oh. I thought you couldn't see things that big.
Mr Fantastic: What?
Uatu: Hey Reed. How's it hanging? You figured out about the Celestial seed yet?
Mr Fantastic: That's another universe, remember? We got Xorn and Bendis.
Uatu: Oh yeah. I thought I was being inconsistent.
Wolverine: Bub, can you tell us what's going to happen next?
Uatu: How about I tell you a magical tale? It begins as all good tales do... What if... Wolverine got his memory back?
Wolverine: I got it back.
Uatu: Really? How?
Wolverine: Fell into a plot hole.
Uatu: Oh. Y'know... you don't look much different. In fact, you look the same. I would've thought getting your memory back would change you a little.
Wolverine: Nope.
Uatu: Okay. What about... What if... Xorn made sense?
Iron Man: Stop wasting our time and tell us the future.
Uatu: Not if you ask like that.
Wolverine: Please?
Uatu: Wow. You really have changed. And anyhow I can't tell you anything as it may change everything, so there.
Spider-Man: What might it change?
Uatu: It might change the fact that Captain America will go rogue and Iron Man will become his opposite and it will spark a civil wa... OO!
*Spidey snickers, Wolverine gives him a high five*
Uatu: Oh! That's it! Tricking me! Well, I'm not going to help you in 15 days when Hulk returns and whoops all your asses.
*Watcher flies off to the moon, halfway there he realises*
Uatu: Dammit! ... I'm the worst Watcher ever.
*Watcher lands on the moon*
Uatu: X-51, the Machine Man. Where are you? You must tell me what I see.
X-51: My robot brain needs beer, fleshy one with oversized novelty head.
Uatu: Dammit, Ellis. I wish I was on that Earth X universe. Yeah I was blind and amoral, but at least I was relevant.
X-51: I don't know how you can open that noise tube of yours and not want to kill yourself.
Monica: X-51! Quick! We've got to blow stuff up and not suffer any repercussions!
X-51: Yes! No Civil War 616 continuity for us! We can do what we want! Beer!
Elsa: Violence!
Tabby: Explosions!
The Captain: Hookers!
All: NEXTWAVE!
*look at Uatu who's standing with them in a Nextwave pose*
Uatu: C-Can I come too? Please?
DOES NEXTWAVE LET THE WATCHER LEAVE THE OVER-HYPED CONTINUITY-RIDDEN 616 MARVEL UNIVERSE FOR THE WONDROUS NONSENSE OF NEXTWAVE MARVEL? DOES THE WATCHER THINK MORE ABOUT HOW THINGS WOULD BE BETTER IF THE EARTH X TRILOGY WAS CANON?
TO BE CONTINUED...