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Yeh, but if people could ask for their money back it would be a different story....

Has anyone else seen this piece of *** yet. I'm quite serious when I say that even a child being blown apart at close range with a shotgun could not retrieve it from the depths of misery and balls. Dammit I'm so incensed I'm going to do a MS Paint job I think.... p.s. The shotgun thing was...

Coco pops are my favourite breakfast cereal, but I still haven't eaten them in about eleven years as there are better things...lunch....per example

Midsummer Night's Dream How could this **** pass as a comedy, I mean really? Good thing Shakespeare is dead or there's about 4 generations of English student ready to stab him between the eyes. ....thinking about it, I'd probably get my sister to it, being born by cesarean section n' all...

This might just be amazing <3

A friend of mine (okay WoW Guildmate) is U.K. Product manager for Take Two who are like the company Rockstar are subservient to...I think. I was chatting to him about it, and he reckons there's no chance it's gonna be manufactured. From what I heard it's banned in the U.S. and without the U.S...

I should really learn to read what I write huh...and now you've quoted me I can't change the fact the English on the Bass Burn is terrible. On the Bright side it may force people to re-read it to get the point, doubling the amount of Bass Burn. You might say it was intentional. But it wasn't

Weeeelllll pretty much what it says on the tin. This is sparked from when I went to go and see a band (As I Lay Dying, yeah it's cheery, but they're awesome) the other day and afterwards I hung around like the little fan boy I am and got to talk to there vocalist. Now I'm usually pretty cool...

"Jesus: Murdered, Gandhi: Murdered, Martin Luther King: Murdered, Reagan: Wounded" Firfly is too good for words anyhow. Our Mrs Reynolds is just a superb episode, watched it so many times and still chuckle when I watch it

I really don't like smoking and think it's a bit grim, that said a friend bought me a hecka expensive cigar when he visited me at uni, so I put it in my pocket and promptly forgot about it. About 2 weeks later I was out for a friends birthday and our 12 hour bender had stagnated somewhat as...

A friend lent me Valis by Philip K. Dick, I'm mid philosophy degree and it still kinda split my head open. Awesomely awesome, but just kinda scary, also the book is like 300 pages and I don't think any plot starts til about 200 pages in. 'If I bring back the Ashtrays can I have my frontal lobe...

I sometimes wonder how much less the word ironic would be miss used were it not for Ms Morissette

After sending around e-mails to everyone I know for their thoughts on the subject, I have what I believe to be the best reason so far I've finally found a line worthy of my sig space...

....Anymore. Man I read the article, and I personally favour the rules of fair game. It says that He shot the thing EIGHT TIMES before finally finishing off with a point blank shot. EIGHT TIMES? With a .50 pistol, those things take out engine blocks on cars and it took eight and was still...

So this has been quite a hot debate amongst my friendship group, with people trying to decide just they fancy as the hardest mofo alive. Admittedly we are somewhat short of details I shall regail with the little information we do have One man got his arm trapped whilst climbing a mountain, in...

This may be going off on too strong a tangent, but is there anyone who we can think of that would hand both of these guys their asses? I mean, is this like 'Showdown for who is the ultimate man' or just like, the best in their division?

Man, I love being able to talk about this for hours, Buffy and Angel are way too amazing, I picked up all the video box sets a coupla years ago because no one wants videos anymore and have watched them so many times. I watched 'I will Remember you' and it's just such a massively powerful...

Yer know, I saw Bass today and this has a certain Jaynestown's esque feel to it; 'How could I stay away'. Well fear not loyal fans, for the 4 of you who have missed my erratic (we shall say ahead of it's time, post-modern if you will) sense of humour shall have something new to chew on tomorrow...

I feel I should apologise for this post, either I was very drunk or my keyboard was very broken..

This throroughly excellnt, and accurate story has inspired me to do just a leeetle something in Paint....I'll post when I'm done. Houe man, that was a thing of beauty