Three Words:
APRIL FOOLS JOKE!
This was one of those ones they didnt leak out properly so its been bouncing around the net seriously for a while now.
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=3251&count=0
Look at the date on that.
I think they COULD pull it off. And well, if they did a surrealistic hypercolored fantasy world with over the top characters...
But this isn't real.
Damn, April Fool's?
I would've approved.
I'm not kidding.
I never understood why people keep identifying Peter Jackson as 'serious filmmaker' after LOTR and King Kong, when the guy cut his teeth on films featuring homicidal lesbians and puppet sex.
Nothing. I loved those movies, actually.What's wrong with homicidal lesbians or puppet sex?
What's wrong with homicidal lesbians or puppet sex?